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  • Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
  • Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
  • #australians: i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay
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jakemalik:

stop having fun without me

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shybairnsget-nowt:

franklyrebecca:

just a few of the many reasons why I’m excited for when the tumblr generation becomes parents

The fact I like the crib dribbler further proves I shouldn’t have children.

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g0iin-gl0w:

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jaidefinichon:

educado el culiao
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g0iin-gl0w:

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g0iin-gl0w:

:s

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(vía be-sex)

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my house